Dear reader,
I will do something new today. I always wanted to make poetry cool and make it more mainstream. But today, I will channel poetry haters. 😆 🤣 😂
I already noticed it’ll be Valentine’s in less than a month, and Valentine’s has been my favorite “holiday” since I was a child. I have made a point of blogging about Valentine’s since I used to blog about arts and crafts years ago, so I must do something special this 2024.
Valentine’s: dedicate a poem to your love. I have a few hundred to share
First and foremost, Valentine’s is the one day of the year when you’re not a weirdo dedicating a poem to your significant other. Of course, I don’t think anyone is a weirdo for dedicating poetry, and I do it all the time, but Scorpio is my twin flame, and I can be as weird as I am with him. Weird is such a harsh word… let’s change that.
In the modern world, poetry is not what it used to be. Back in the day, every smart/ educated person wrote poetry, and many poets we love today were writing those poems to dedicate to their beloveds. This is what I do today. I don’t care what’s old fashioned… I’m old fashioned and I love it. I’m also a modern woman. I’m a walking contradiction.
Most modern people are not romantic (I’m sorry and I am romantic enough for many people). The few people like me who are romantic are probably thought of as codependent or something not cool. But romanticism is a path to Love and union. Thinking of modern women, sadly, if a man gifted his woman a handwritten poem he created for Valentine’s, she might be upset it wasn’t diamonds and I really apologize for the behavior of women today, I am sorry dudes, but don’t give up please. Many modern women apparently compare their Valentine’s presents with their friends’ (obviously a good wife would not do this…). Many modern people just play games in love, and that’s why we, twin flames, are here in this world, sent to repair the state of the badly damaged love. 💔 We can start by becoming more romantic and showing it.
I have talked too much… Valentine’s is your excuse to dedicate a poem if you find it difficult the rest of the year or if you feel your person would not be impressed by poetry. Is a love poem too much to share? I’m a modern poet, I write about sex too, luckily 😉. Dedicate a sex poem, and suddenly, it’ll be cool. Of course, I’m pitching my poetry for your Valentine’s card, but hey, they’re all free!
Why is poetry not cool? Channeling poetry haters for fun
Cool is relative, and poetry is cool for me. I’ll do my best to put myself in the mindset of someone who believes poetry is uncool and channel their reasons. Does your partner fit these descriptions? Worry not, show him the cool sex poetry I write! It’s such a turn-on!
- Poetry needs interpretation thus you need to put in some work to get the point. It’s not easy to understand. You need some language arts and grammar skills
- Those silly poets use big words we normal people don’t understand
- Poetry is just fake
- Poetry is for broke people (people without money)
- Poetry is dead. I want something new.
- Cardy B is a poet, right?
- I had to read/ write poetry in school, not cool.
- What is a rhyme?
- Let’s talk like normal people
- I don’t know what poetry is
- My grandmother had a poetry book. Lame
- Poems are for heartbroken people 💔
- I’ll just get AI to write my marriage vows, and no, they don’t have to rhyme
- Do love and lost rhyme?
- My kid needs to write a poem for school, I’m calling in sick!
- Poets are broke (penniless)
- I’ve never heard the word poem. What is it?
- Do you want to share your porn with me? Oh, you don’t have porn, I thought you said porn. What the heck is a poem, then?
- Poetry is basically school work so…
- Reading that poem will mean I’m intelligent?
- Every poem I’ve read sucked. Actually, I don’t remember reading any poetry ever
- Why worry about something like poetry. Look at the news, be informed. You need to know what’s going on!
- I don’t have time for that!
- I’m too cool for poetry
- I like sex. Why would I talk about romance?
- I read a poem once
- I read your poem, but I didn’t get it
- Are memes poems? I read memes all the time…
- If you send me another poem, I’ll break up with you!
Regardless of the poetry haters, consider choosing one of my poems to dedicate. Find your favorite through the links below:
https://www.miraquill.com/user.html?username=evelovestar
I will continue sharing poetry that can be dedicated for Valentine’s. If you will gift a Valentine’s card, consider one of my lovely poems.
What’s new on my Sex with Scorpio blog
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